The Obligatory Greeting
Hello, brave souls, and welcome to my dark little corner of the world. Okay, maybe not so much dark as well-lived-in and kinda messy. But don’t tell my characters that. I assure them on the reg that my life is just as traumatic and fraught with peril as theirs. It’s the only way they won’t stage a revolt and heave the dreaded writer’s block in front of the door to Evie’s Cocktail Lounge, the cool kids’ hangout inside my brain where I try to shove those noisy buggers whenever I don’t have them playing on the page. Emphasis on the “try.” I know I’m not the only one with perma-chatter running through my noggin at all hours of the day, regardless of my other obligations and would-be-distractions. Like sleep. Yeah, what’s that again?
But you’re here to find out who I am, not to hear me blather on about the babbling buttheads who reside in my brain. Although, soon enough—as long as I don’t scare you off first—you’ll have the pleasure of meeting a few for yourself. And what a pleasure that will be, I assure you. Garrulous they may be, but they’re also quite jaunty, charming, and loveable.
Who I am and How the Bills Get Paid
Anyway, here we go! My name’s Evie Drae, although, yep, that’s a pen name. By day—okay, technically by night, because I work the graveyard shift—I’m a labor & delivery nurse. I’m also in grad school working on my Master of Science in Nursing, with a focus on Healthcare Administration.
So, unless I become the next big thing in the writing world—crosses fingers, toes, arms, legs… even braids hair—my future career requires I maintain some distance from the frolicsome, quirky, filthy-minded human you’re about to meet here. For propriety’s sake, and all that nonsense.
More Demographics for the nosy
I’m a pan/demi non-binary femme and a proud advocate for LGBTQ+ rights. My pronouns are ze/hir/hirs. I’m married to the love of my life, who was just as stupid excited as I was to get hitched on Halloween, 2015. Yep, that’s the kinda human I am. Picture this: a haunted masquerade. It was killer, but not in the literal sense. Unless you count the pork rinds our fur baby Bacchus stole off the catering table and destroyed—while we read our vows—in an epic, crunch-tastic disaster.
Anyone wanna guess how much noise a 6 lbs papillon—mind you, in full tuxedo garb—can make while chomping on one of those crispy treats? Maybe I’ll post the video someday. It was quite the extravaganza.